Woody Allen is great, whatever you think...
This has nothing whatsoever to do with web design or web development, though I think it's funny. And who doesn't like funny...
From the 1972 Woody Allen movie, Play it Sam:
Woody Allen: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?
Museum Girl: Yes, it is.
Woody: What does it say to you?
Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black absurd cosmos.
Woody: What are you doing Saturday night?
Girl: Committing suicide.
Woody: What about Friday night?